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simplypotterheads:

I like how all of these 11-17 year olds are just going to school with vampires and werewolves and giant spiders and vicious three-headed dogs in their backyard, yet they need a permission slip with an iron-clad parent/guardian signature to go have a harmless butterbeer at the nearby wizarding village. 

Okay, Hogwarts. Okay.

orllais:

when the solutions to a medical problem are “reduce stress” i am like? what am i going to do about this????? not go to school?? get rid of my parents??? force myself deeper down the road of total and complete apathy???

dicktho:

bf: come over
me: dont u have a period?
bf: we’re gay
me: oh yeah

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alamatomb:

Did you know that you can drink lava? But only once

  • aang: you MUZZLED appa?
  • 11 year old me: *whispering* holy shit

revengangel:

sir-peter-taylorson:

porn

True porn

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